This looks easier than it is. It has to be a place where you order first then pay at the end. And a fairly busy place so suspicion doesn't fall on me. Claire's convinced that it will end up with me spending a night in the cells. All I can see is the headline 'Coffee pest lynched'. Might need some planning, a false beard and a getaway driver. ('Bearded coffee pest killed in crash').
Freddie's suggestions for 'challenges' for me:
- Dress up in full football kit and turn up at Oxford United reception saying 'I've come for the tryout'
- Similar, but dress up in fancy dress policeman's uniform and go to Oxford police station saying 'I've come for the tryout'
- Dress up in tracksuit, go to a random youth football game, and start running up and down the touchline shouting angry directions to one of the teams
- Pretend to faint in public