I go to
Waterstones – a rare event in itself – and turn left into Fiction. I start to
scan the shelves, and think about what my criteria should be for choosing a
random novel. After five minutes, I decide the book should:
- be by a writer I've never heard of
- have no clues what it's about on the cover.
It's
trickier than I thought. There are too many books, and most are either by
familiar names, or obviously thrillers, romance, historical, etc, and so give
too much of a clue. So I decide to focus on a limited area. The Waterstones
Book Club bookcase seems perfect. Guess which one I eventually choose.
Did I say 'Scroll down?' No –
I said 'Guess' It's your own time you're wasting.
Yes – well done!
I choose the blandly named, blandly covered All
that is by James Salter, whose name could only be more bland if it was John
Saltless. I open it and take a photo*.
The first
paragraph isn't promising. The only thing I can think of to do based on it is
throw myself into a fast-flowing river at night. I quickly rule this out for
safety reasons. I decide to cheat and use the first two. So, what have I got to
work with? A tier of iron bunks ... hmm ... hundreds of men with their eyes
open ... nope ... an endlessly-throbbing engine ... I briefly consider cheating
by just looking through all the novels until I find one with an opening
paragraph that includes a cheese sandwich or a short bike ride, but decide to
plough on.
Okinawa is the only thing. I make a list** of some things I could do:
Okinawa is the only thing. I make a list** of some things I could do:
1. Learn exactly why they're arriving in Okinawa, and what happened. I have some images in my head – flame-throwers
... a posed photo of men forcing up the stars and stripes near Okinawa. YouTube.
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2. Find out what's unique about the island – I
think it has the longest-lived people for a start – and its basic history.
3. Learn some phrases in Okinawan.
4. Cook an Okinawan recipe.
5. Look at an online Okinawan newspaper and see
what's going on there. Get Google to translate the news in Japanese. I know
there's a US base there, so there might be online news in English.
6. Find out the five best things to do in Okinawa
if I ever visited.
7. Read the book.
*The staff
and several customers look worried. Photographing pages of books in a bookshop
seems to disturb people.
**Staff now
talking to manager and pointing at me.
4 comments:
Or move to Okinawa.
I think 'We are completely besides ourselves' would have been easier...
I'm already doing it....completely besides ourselves me
I'll try to take your advice there, Molly - bit hard to decode the second two.
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